Charlie's Campaign


I arrived in this disgusting little town called Oakhurst two days ago. All the peasants were smelly and there was only one wench with a pretty face and large bosoms and she had an STD. Urgh. Now I’ve gone adventuring and so far I’ve got to watch about ten things die! Yay! There is this big old Orc called Mepo Jr. who I like quite a lot; he’s very good at killing people. We proceeded into this dungeon, killed some goblins, fell down a hole, watched my pets die, almost got killed by skeletons, almost got killed by hobgoblins and had to kill this man who was rambling on about putting us in his cookpot of something. Good banter really. Now Mepo and I are the only ones left alive and we are just chilling and smoking weed.



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